THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE Movie Review

In Germany, two American women and a Japanese man fall victim to a demented surgeon who plans to recreate a horrific operation with humans that he performed on his three beloved dogs: reverse-engineering Siamese triplets by attaching their digestive systems.

Two ditzy girls break down in the middle of nowhere when it starts to rain yes yes i know cliche number 1. They try their cell phone GASPPP no signal UGHHHH cliche number 2 so they do what any smart human being would do, wander the woods in the rain aimlessly in search for help. They come across this really nice house in the middle of the woods and start knocking on the door. So my question is, if I buy a cabin in the middle of the woods, will two really hot women bang on my door at 2 am asking to come in??? Didn't think so anyways. He invites them in and gives them a glass of water and like the smart people they are they drink it without question. They get drugged blah blah blah. I love the one scene where the chick is trying to escape and instead of using the phone which is clearly visible, she decides to pick up a lamp as a weapon...yeah don't ask.

This movie falls under the category of if Beavis and Butthead made a movie.

huh huh huh hey Beavis wanna make a movie?

ummm yeah heh heh that would rule, let's make it where they touch each others butt like one of them worms

SMACK it's called a centipede dillhole.

I can't even begin to imagine how much drugs they where on when they came up with this idea. It blows my mind. Don't even ask why the german doctor does and even wants to make a human centipede because it doesn't explain it at all. He'll give me something, his name is Joseph, says he is a former Nazi. Joseph Mengela or something give me anything at all. Then he starts training them or should i say it fuck I don't know? As a pet telling umm them to fetch the paper. One scene involves the guy at the front needing to go to the bathroom and since they're attached front to back well umm yeah.

Now I have to give some credit to the special effects that are actually really well done and realistic which will make some people squrimish and cringe. Unfortunately they spent a lot and I mean a fuck of a lot more time on the special effects and maybe a ounce of whatever they where smoking and less time on the plot.

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